Most guys know this type, the one that travels the world
She comes from money, an overprivlidged white girl
Daddy paid the full ride for the school of her choice
Went to a private high school, time to rejoice
Cause of the fact she got a trust fund, soon to be vested
Never lifted a finger, her life completely untested
Summers spent on vacations, oh what a time
Making out with the locals, all on daddy’s dime
Studied some useless subject, fucked as much as she could
Still cried all the time about being misunderstood
The stress in her life, always self inflicted
Self-centered and selfish, drama queen who’s addicted
To attention, spoiled brat, always getting her way
Living richy’s dream world, a walking cliché
4 years of college, mental masturbation
Graduation, tuition wasted, and still no vocation


Chorus: BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
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Immediately after school, she treated herself
Seated on a Plane, Proceeded to Spain, depleted her wealth
Slightly, feisty going out nightly
Pops kept feeding her money so the end was unlikely
friends jealous at shit, she put up a front
Claiming to work as a waitress, the bitch was a cunt
Got bored of the Spain scene, popped cross the ocean
To Latin America, so much self-devotion
She was living the high life no matter the cost
Dipping into the trust fund, hitting the sauce
Mooching for free drinks, cock teasing guys
Thinking they’d hit it, always believing her lies
Pops cut her off, the well had run dry
The life she chose to live could no longer be satisfied
What else to do, her next matriculation
Was graduate school for yet more validation

Chorus: BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
2X
(2nd part of master created)
Her Master’s degree could’ve been obtained fast
But the fantastic bitch, went to school only half-assed
Once the degree came, 3 years had been passed
Amassed dozens of guys she fucked, but minimal class
Her first resume, although only rough draft
She compared it to kids just out of school and was quite aghast
Her fun and travels, fucking, drinking, smoking the grass
Left no work experience, she was being surpassed
By kids 22, She was 30 and outclassed
exhausted her funds and being harassed
By credit companies, she was all out of cash
She Started as White gold and she ended as White trash
Now she’s really working the tables, and in a flash
life had lost its glamour, she was barely middle class
What goes around comes around, she chose her path
And now her ex-guys and girlfriends, just sit back and laugh

Chorus: BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
BEEN AROUND THE WORLD AND AY-YI-YI
She roams around the world
2X