Feel like a slow waltz sped up to a speed that’s it’s a break dance
Ya see the Swedish Chef assalting customers with eggplants
Sponge Bob Square Pants drowned in trance
Bugs Bunny rocking lipstick pimping round with implants
Elmo seems sweet at first glance
Then you see him beefing wit Oscar the grouch over food stamps
In this world, its hard for smurfation advance
When Gargalmels got you slaved up in ‘centration camps
Smurfette no smurf sex, tighty whitey piss-ants
She prefers George ,a curious little Chimpanz
The Man In The Yellow Hat gallivants
While the monkey gets his in the back of a Sundance
MMMASH merges with Black and whites, revamps
Betty Boops rack to a set of huge headlamps
Richie Rich hangs with all the cartoon tramps
While Scrooge McDuck swims in tycoon Finance

Saturday morning Lucy, tabs make you see things
Your Honey nuts cheerios quickly leads to bee stings
The remote contro’s alive as Sweet Pea sings
To you and tells you to keep in mind three things

First after spinach, see what the weed brings
Next, hide the knives, these tabs tend to bleed things
Lastly, go to the castle find and plead kings
To change the dress code, all cartoon chicks in G-strings

Follow those rules……


Rolf bangs on the Keys for the crowd with Dr. Teeth
to seize the audiences attention and sway them
Janet on bass, lips stretched across her face
Zoot blasts the sax, the Electric Mayhem
Animal pounds on the drums till his arms are numb
Sargent Floyd Pepper keeps it all in check clever
Fozzy tries to warm the crowd, gets booed out loud
Kermit the frog rocks turtleneck sweater
In the back of the stage, scooter instillied with rage
As Annie Sue competes wit Piggie for the frog’s attention
Bunson And Beaker, try to upgrade the speakers
Camilla tries blast Gonzo to the Fourth Dimension
Lew Zeland grabs carp and barely misses the mark
Of Stalder and Waldorf sitting in the balcony
While Lubbock Lou and jugghuggers are drug smugglers
Honeydew’s lab bakes him, blazed by the alchemy

Saturday morning Lucy, tabs make you see things
Your Honey nuts cheerios quickly leads to bee stings
The remote contro’s alive as Sweet Pea sings
To you and tells you to keep in mind three things

First after spinach, see what the weed brings
Next, hide the knives, these tabs tend to bleed things
Lastly, go to the castle find and plead kings
To change the dress code, all cartoon chicks in G-strings

Follow those rules……


Pee wee jumps into his play house the Puppet Band goes nuts
As he beats off on Chairy to Magic Screen wit no sluts
Conky hits the fridge, chills with Food and Cold Cuts
Theadore starts tripping out Globey ate his donuts
His unfed snack craving causes him a fight with Alvin
Simon plots away with Hobbes to murder Dave and Calvin
Little did they know the Gummi Bears were on the case
Jointly with Scooby as Shaggy flips from pot to freebase
Speaking of drugs, should’ve seen when Daffy got his taste
Doing Elevator hits with Elmer Fudd to the face
Mighty Mouse was caught in a sex scandle a disgrace
To Mickey, Jerry and the whole Mice cartoon race
For some reason you’ve pissed yogi bear off
You start yelling at the tube, trying to scare off
Captain cavemen ice grilling, it’s a stare off
Its finally noon you fall sleep as the tabs wear off

Saturday morning Lucy, tabs make you see things
Your Honey nuts cheerios quickly leads to bee stings
The remote contro’s alive as Sweet Pea sings
To you and tells you to keep in mind three things

First after spinach, see what the weed brings
Next, hide the knives, these tabs tend to bleed things
Lastly, go to the castle find and plead kings
To change the dress code, all cartoon chicks in G-strings

Follow those rules……